Davey's Song

Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:
 He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!
 Police:
 What?
 Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:
 He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl.
 Davey:
 Oh, boy.
 I'm the kinda guy that can't stand the holiday
 So I drink them all away
 That's me
 I don't decorate no trees
 And I won't eat no potato lakees
 But I'll give this old ladies melons a squeeze
 That's just who I am
 Well I'll never spin a dreidel
 But I'll always throw an egg
 And I'll charliehorse your leg- for laughs
 While you're singing your holiday tune
 I'm acting like the town Bafoon
 Whipping out my big white scary moon
 And blowing a beef your way
 I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
 To me they're just something to shoot
 I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
 Well I'm a snowmobile stealing
 No 'tis the season' feeling
 Kind of guy (kind of guy)
 This time of year sucks
 So I take my numchucks
 And make sure every snowman dies
 Believeing in Santa's all wrong
 And Chaunaka's eight days too long
 I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
 I hate love, I hate you, I hate me