Crazy Love

You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot
 And all my conversations are being recorded
 And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me
 And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago
 Ha-Ha-Ha
 And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road
 Then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player
 And you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I never met before
 And force them to look at the portrait of of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on
 my back
 It's very pretty, baby
 Well you must have been sent from up above
 You're all that I can think of
 You're just as psychotic as me
 My crazy love
 Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night
 And I make you sing in tongues to me until I fall asleep
 Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
 Thank you
 And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out with my stepfather
 And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years
 I believe you sugarpie
 'Cause our love is right on track
 I'm yours, you're mine it's a fact
 Don't forget to take your Prozac
 My crazy love
 Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there
 Oh, three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear
 I didn't care
 Babe I know I never had a job
 'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people
 'Cause now they're all robots who are seekin' information
 They can't fool you, sweetheart
 And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house
 to the ground
 But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and
 questioned you
 I ain't no fink, dollface
 'Cause we know that it's true
 Only I could love you
 We both eat with our hands
 My crazy love
 My crazy, crazy love
 Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
 I feel the same way
 Would you throw some macaroni on me
 Oh yeah, here you go
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