ABCs

A is for Amy who kept me after class
 B is for Betty who liked the way I laughed
 C is for Carol who moved away so fast
 And D is for David
 Shit, we won't get into that
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 E is for Emma who ran away with her Frances
 G is for Georgia who tasted sweeter than peaches
 And H was for Holly who was my date to the dances
 And I was for Inga who showed a man what romance is
 'Cause I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs
 I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs
 J is for Jackie who fell out with Kelly over a Lucy all on a Tuesday
 Molly and Nancy would meet in the stall to talk about
 Owen, and Peter, and Paul
 Ryan was Stan for Tiffany's band
 Uma was violent for Whitney and Xan
 Yvonne took advantage of all that she had
 And I ended up with a girl named Zoey
 'Cause I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs
 I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs
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 (ABCs, ABCs)