The Funeral

I can't leave my bed but I can't sleep
 I got no clean clothes and I can't eat
 And I smoke too much 'til I can't breathe
 I'm emotional, I'll always be
 And I hate myself, but that's alright
 And I love myself, but that's alright
 And I tell myself that it's alright
 That I dream about the day I die
 To my surprise, there's no one to blame
 Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame
 I've been dancing at my funeral
 Waitin' for you to arrive
 I was hoping you'd look beautiful
 Dancin' with tears in your eyes
 But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame
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 My hair fell out 'cause I dyed it cheap
 I want a real fake smile, but I hate my teeth
 I wanna tell you that I love you, but I just can't speak
 I got a fucked-up soul and an STD
 Do you hate yourself? Well, that's alright
 Do you love yourself? Well, that's alright
 Do you tell yourself that it's alright
 That you dream about the day you die?
 To my surprise, there's no one to blame
 Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame
 I've been dancing at my funeral
 Waitin' for you to arrive
 I was hoping you'd look beautiful
 Dancin' with tears in your eyes
 But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame
 Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
 
 Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
 Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
 I wanna prove my love before I leave
 I wanna make you come and scrape my knees
 Want you to bite my tongue until I bleed
 And you can put these fuckin' words in my obituary
 We all hate ourselves, well, that's alright
 We all love ourselves, well, that's alright
 We all tell ourselves that it's alright
 That we dream about the day we die
 I've been dancing at my funeral
 Waitin' for you to arrive
 I was hoping you'd look beautiful
 Dancin' with tears in your eyes
 But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame
 Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame, shame, shame!