Let's Save Tony Orlando's House

"We proudly welcome
 Tony Orlando"
 The state fair marquee reads
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 Inside, a thousand people with yellow ribbons sing
 And clap on 1 and 3
 Watch him burn
 He's dropping to his knees
 Watch him burn
 A medley: hits from "Grease"
 Watch him burn
 He never fails to please
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 Meanwhile, in Tahoe, outside Casa Tony
 Wetting rags in gasoline
 A jealous Frankie Valli says:
 "Dawn, I want you back"
 Lights a match and counts to three
 Watch it burn
 Reluctantly, he leaves
 Watch it burn
 Acrid smoke making him wheeze
 Watch it burn
 Humming Sherry splits the scene
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 Watch it burn
 Reluctantly, he leaves
 Watch it burn
 Acrid smoke making him wheeze
 Watch it burn
 Humming Sherry splits the scene
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 "We're sorry to inform you
 Tony Orlando has been postponed"