She was a brown skin, ebony honey that love hip hop
Cut off tank-top, she make your whole face drop
Hotbox, like it or not, she don't care what I got
She got her own knot dealin' in stocks
And in the backwoods, she plans to dust me off
Suck me off and then say, "I must be off"
Tryin' to smoke with X, the Cali kush is makin' her cough
She must hate wearin' her clothes, she keeps takin 'em off
At the Palms Hotel on a Friday night
Attack each other like animals 'til the sky turn bright
Make it a night to remember, she went tellin' her sista
Then her sista turned around and told the shit to Melissa
Then Melissa got my number, started sendin' me pictures
In all type of different positions, man, this bitch on a mission
Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his business
I ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous bitches
I remember when Xzibit used to push in a Caddy
I met this chick from the Valley, she said she wanted me badly
Now this is common in Cali because the homies is savy
Bitches be givin' money to niggaz and callin 'em Daddy
She in a brand new Lexus, just moved from Texas
She came to California to model and be that next bitch
Takin' naked pictures, tryin' to gain more acceptance
Maybe get some jobs, try to politic some connections
I said appreciate for X to the Z
My homie picked through my trash instead of talkin' to me
He fell in love with her ass and while she casin' his place
Tryin' to tell another nigga what he got up in his safe
About the big hundred stacks and them bricks to match
Forever watchin' his back, therefore he never relax
And when her nigga attack, he got a slug in his britches
He ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous bitches
I met this girl from the 'Natti, I got along with her daddy
I made it up in my mind, this is the girl I'ma marry
Now when you wanna get married, the preparation is scary
You want your weight to get carried, you want your skeletons buried
She moved out to California next to me in a hurry
Her reputation was dirty but yo, that didn't disturb me
I want to stop the insanity, try to have me a family
Started checkin' my phone and brought her back to reality
Left her ring on the dresser, adios, motherfucker
I'm travelin' home from the road, I hear she fuckin' with Usher
Now Usher don't even know me but I got love for the homie
Even though everybody around me be thinkin' he corny
She denied everythin', said the rumors was phony
On the phone cryin', she love me, said she wanted to hold me
"Yo, he ain't shit to me, Alvin, I was just into his album
That was some bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm better without him"
So I'm off to Miami, got invited to party
By Mr. Raymond himself, yo, I ain't hatin' nobody
Now when we walk in the party, yep, guess who I see?
Lyin' bitch, said she was callin' from N.Y.C.
He started wipin' the sweat off of her face and her chest
And then she gave him a peck and then she looked to the left
And when she seen it was X, she started cryin' and trippin'
And dude was lookin' confused, the scene, it couldn't be written
Now he just pluckin' his chickens, I ain't gon' sock him or diss him
I'm from the West Coast where niggaz don't be fightin' for bitches
A little over-dramatic, in Rome I called him a fagot
In front of millions of people, funny but shouldn't have done that
I was makin' a joke, I didn't mean to offend
Like when I introduced Destiny's Child as Boyz II Men
Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his business
I ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous bitches
X, you ever get tired of, um
Motherfuckers talkin' to you about 'Pimp My Ride'?