Famous Fighters (Skit)

Hi, Dad, you mustn't forget not that you
 promised while we are eating you'd tell a story
 I'll, I'll tell you something later.
 something strange happening in the martial arts world
 Good, tell me then!
 Every year, many famous fighters are gathering. The story is:
 What are you doing in Shaolin? Who are you? Let's have your leg!
 The Wu-Tang Clan, now the Wu-Tang warriors–
 Quiet! Do you know where you are? Show all respect
 I know that I've come into a tiger's
 den. But then, I came to catch tigers. Right
 If you lay a sword on him, I'll kill you
 (?), if you're itching for a duel to test
 these skills, right now is the time to fight
 Why?
 Because you fight now, then you'll lose
 Who says?
 I say it
 Just kill him!
 No, you can't kill him. That's my job
 I want the man dead. Then he dies