Me and Paul

It's been rough and rocky travelin'
 But I'm finally standin' upright on the ground
 After takin' several readings
 I'm surprised to find my mind's still fairly sound
 I guess Nashville was the roughest
 But I know I've said the same about them all
 We received our education
 In the cities of the nation, me and Paul
 Almost busted in Laredo
 But for reasons that I'd rather not disclose
 But if you're stayin' in a motel there and leave
 Just don't leave nothin' in your clothes
 And at the airport in Milwaukee
 They refused to let us board the plane at all
 They said we looked suspicious
 But I believe they like to pick on me and Paul
 Well it's been rough and rocky travelin'
 But I'm finally standin' upright on the ground
 And after takin' several readings
 I'm surprised to find my mind's still fairly sound
 Guess Nashville was the roughest
 But I know I've said the same about them all
 We received our education
 In the cities of the nation, me and Paul
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 On a package show in Buffalo
 With us and Kitty Wells and Charlie Pride
 The show was long and we're just sittin' there
 And we'd come to play and not just for the ride
 Well we drank a lot of whiskey
 So I don't know if we went on that night at all
 But I don't think they even missed us
 I guess Buffalo ain't geared for me and Paul
 Well it's been rough and rocky travelin'
 But I'm finally standin' upright on the ground
 And after takin' several readings
 I'm surprised to find my mind's still fairly sound
 I guess Nashville was the roughest
 But I know I've said the same about them all
 We received our education
 In the cities of the nation, me and Paul