I'd Have to Be Crazy

I'd have to be crazy
 To stop all my singing
 And never play music again
 You'd call me a fool
 If I grabbed up a top hat
 And ran out to flag down the wind
 I'd have to be weird
 To grow me a beard
 Just to see what the rednecks would do
 But I'd have to be crazy
 Plum out of my mind
 To fall out of love with you
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 I know I've done weird things
 I told people I heard things
 When silence was all that abounds
 Been days when it pleased me
 To be on my knees
 Following ants, as they crawled across the ground
 I've been insane on a train
 But I'm still me again
 And the place where I hold you is true
 So I know I'm alright
 'Cause I'd have to be crazy
 To fall out of love with you
 
 You know I
 I don't intend to
 But should there come a day (but should there come a day)
 When I say that I don't love you (when I say that I don't love you)
 You can love me away (you can love me away)
 I sure would be dingy
 To live in an envelope
 Waiting alone for a stamp
 You'd swear I was loco
 To rub for a genie
 While burning my hand on the lamp
 And I may not be normal
 But nobody is
 So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through
 I'd have to be crazy
 Plumb out of my mind
 To fall out of love with you
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 I'd have to be crazy
 Plumb out of my mind
 To fall out of love with you