Keith B-Real I (Interlude)

I am keith b real story breaker keeping it real here
 and ice and everything this is ridiculous wait a minute is that jada pinkett
 I'm in some chinese mans theatre and this brother is keeping it real damn ridiculous
 this is belemptious we got people up here posing as slaves
 I need to ask you girl
 excuse me jada over here hi
 Hey I'm keith b real keeping it real as usual I got some questions
 How long do you think this Will Smith hypothermia is gonna last
 Sure
 Uh hypothermia
 Yea look it up man do you guys read
 Well you know I think Will is very talented
 Man I would tour your little ah
 and I think he'll be successful at anything he puts his mind too
 Well I been checking out his vertebrae he don't look like he can slang it like no man
 it talks about that on page thirty seven
 If you would have read my motivational tapes you wouldn't have done that
 Charlie you need to stop grabbing up on me anyway this is keith b real be right backUh excuse me charlie mack please handle this