Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief

Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house
 He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock
 After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor
 He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit
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 Kris Kringle was a car thief
 Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue looking for hookers
 He was firewalling the throttle
 When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen
 Maverick as it soon passed them they turned on their sirens
 Then they went after the beat up stolen Maverick
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 Kris Kringle was a car thief
 The police pulled Kris Kringle over
 Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police
 He was arrested for auto theft
 He was whisked away to jail
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 Kris Kringle was a car thief
 Kris Kringle was a car thief
 Kris Kringle was a car thief
 Kris Kringle was a car thief
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