Birdman Kicked My Ass

Birdman caught me on his property
 He saw me trespassing his real estate
 He reached into his pocket for a pistol
 He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind
 Birdman kicked my ass
 Birdman kicked my ass
 Birdman kicked my ass
 Birdman kicked my ass
 Birdman beat me to a pulp
 He gave me a yell-down war hell ride
 He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off is real estate
 He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road
 Birdman kicked my ass
 Birdman kicked my ass
 Birdman kicked my ass
 Birdman kicked my ass
 At 10: 00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate
 I jumped over his fence after dark
 I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane
 Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol
 Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson
 Birdman kicked my ass
 Birdman kicked my ass
 Birdman kicked my ass
 Birdman kicked my ass
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