I’m Just Being Honest

Walk into the venue, you slipped me your CD
 Asked me if I'd listen, give you my critique
 I listened to it, but halfway through it
 I had to quit, your band sounds like shit
 So, here we go
 Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
 I should have lied
 Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
 Walk into the bedroom, you were standing there
 Turned around and smiled at me and said, "You just cut your hair"
 But then I told you, I thought you looked better before
 You said, "Hope you like sleeping on the floor"
 So, here we go
 Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
 I should have lied
 Now you're mad at me, I'm just being honest
 How about from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines
 So, here we go
 Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
 And now I'm staring at her napkin
 With seven digits that I can't make out
 She wrote it down in purple lipstick
 I should never, I should never opened up
 And baby, it's because I'm Irish
 I just couldn't keep my big mouth shut
 Is that an eight? Is that a zero?
 I should have never, I should have never opened up
 So, here we go
 Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
 I should have lied
 Now you're mad at me, I'm just being honest
 How about from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines
 So, here we go
 Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest (I'm just being honest)
 Whoa-oh-oh (I'm just being honest)
 Whoa-oh-oh (I'm just being honest)