El Scorcho

El Scorcho
 ¡Ay, caramba!
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 Goddamn, you half-Japanese girls
 Do it to me every time
 Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello, and I'm jello, baby
 But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
 I'm the epitome of Public Enemy
 Why you wanna go and do me like that?
 Come down on the street and dance with me
 I'm a lot like you so please
 Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
 I think I'd be good for you
 And you'd be good for me
 I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
 You said you never heard of them
 How cool is that?
 So I went to your room and read your diary
 Watching Grunge leg-drop New Jack through a press table
 And then my heart stopped listening to Cio-Cio San
 Fall in love all over again
 I'm a lot like you so please
 Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
 (Oh, what could it be now?)
 I think I'd be good for you
 And you'd be good for me
 How stupid is it?
 I can't talk about it
 I gotta sing about it
 And make a record of my heart
 How stupid is it?
 Won't you give me a minute?
 Just come up to me
 And say hello (to my heart)
 How stupid is it?
 For all I know you want me too
 And maybe you just don't know what to do
 And maybe you're scared to say
 I'm falling for you
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 I wish I could get my head outta the sand
 'Cause I think we'd make a good team
 And you would keep my fingernails clean
 But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
 'Cause I can't even look in your eyes
 Without shaking and I ain't faking
 I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon
 I'm a lot like you so please
 Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
 (Waiting)
 I think I'd be good for you
 And you'd be good for me
 (I'm a lot like you)
 I'm a lot like you
 (I'm a lot like you)
 I'm waiting
 I think I'd be good for you
 And you'd be good for me