Waving My Dick in the Wind

I'm waving my dick in the wind
 I'm waving my dick in the wind
 If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
 But I'm waving my dick in the wind
 I'm lost in the sauce once again
 I'm lost in the sauce once again
 If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
 But I'm lost in the sauce once again
 It's been 97 days since I laid my head beside you
 And a million miles of highway in-between
 There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me
 And that pig's pretty mean, bastard
 You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
 You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
 Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance
 To see old Jimmy Wilson dance
 (Dance, Jimmy)
 (I'm doin' the best I can, goddammit)
 (That's it)
 (You know, I can't really dance like I used to, I mean, I'll try, but I'm an old, old man now)
 I've got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson
 Sure enough, he's got what it takes
 Do another number for me, please won't you, Jimmy?
 'Cause you're a real good dancer
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 (Ooh, yeah, cut me down!)
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 I'm waving my dick in the wind (ooh)
 I'm waving my dick in the wind (ooh)
 If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
 But I'm waving my dick in the wind
 Waving my dick in the wind
 I'm waving my, dick in the wind