Roses Are Free

Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree
 Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me
 Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
 Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free
 But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
 Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
 Take a wrinkled raisin and do with it what you will
 Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill
 Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill
 Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
 But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
 Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
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 Throw the pumpkin at the tree
 Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
 Cast if off into the sea
 Bake that pie and eat it with me
 Throw the pumpkin at the tree
 Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
 Cast if off into the sea
 Bake that pie and eat it with me