Pumpin' 4 The Man

It's a nine-mile walk
 From the office to the pumps
 Sometimes you think you're gonna drop
 In the end, you're filthy dirty
 Horny and pissed off
 And before you can leave, you gotta sweep the fuckin' shop
 It's a real, real bitch
 To be workin' for the man
 But shit, I do it well so what the fuck
 I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin' dump
 But it's all the same to me
 Bustin' ass to make a buck
 So read 'em up and stick 'em
 Pump that fucker good
 Some woman down on main street needs a jump
 Get your fingers outta your ass
 And pump some faggot's gas
 And think about how bad new hope sucks
 It's a piss poor life
 When the ladies fire you up
 And then you check their oil and know you're fucked
 'Cause no one wants a loser
 Who works for five an hour
 Smells like gas, looks like shit
 Works in the rain and rude as hell
 And I can fix the tire like Hurricane Melinda
 I know that I'm the best for what it's worth
 So if I choose to help you
 Don't look like you expect it
 'Cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth
 So read 'em up and stick 'em
 Pump that fucker good
 Some woman down at main street needs a jump
 Get your fingers outta your ass
 And pump some faggot's gas
 And think about how bad new hope sucks, wooo!
 Let's stick up
 Pump that fucker good
 Some women down at main street needs a jump
 Get your fingers outta your ass
 And pump some faggot's gas
 And think about how bad new hope sucks, wooo!