Help Me Scrape the Mucus off My Brain

I guess it's somethin' in my brain
 I need whiskey to ease the pain
 But it's early in the mornin'
 And I'm feelin' bad again
 But if you ever loved me
 You'll go easy on me now
 Fix me up a cup of coffee
 And in a while I'll come around
 I think I spent the dog-food money
 But he'll love me just the same
 And if you really love me, baby
 Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
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 It's a shame when morning hurts
 I've seen bad and I've seen worse
 It's the nature of my bein'
 I took some money from your purse
 And that Frenchman loves to party
 And I know he's not to blame
 But the way you're lookin' at me, baby
 I just can't help but feel the shame
 I think I spent the dog-food money
 But he'll love me just the same
 And if you really love me, baby
 Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
 And if you really love me, baby
 Help me scrape the mucus off my brain