With Friends Like These...

Friendships can grow horns and a tail
 It's a feeling that I know all to well
 You're so perfect, honest, trustin' and nice yeah right
 Well the best thing that ever happened to me was
 When you walked out of my life
 Knife in the back, thanks for the memories
 With friends like these, who needs enemies
 Knife in the back, thanks for the memories
 With friends like these, who needs enemies yeah
 Honesty was something you all lacked,
 I'm running out of the room for all these knives in my back
 Now you know that you had a free ride, time after time
 And now you gotta fucking live with it, and I hope it eats you alive
 Knife in the back, thanks for the memories
 With friends like these, who needs enemies
 Knife in the back, thanks for the memories
 With friends like these, who needs enemies yeah
 Take it from me, you'll never be like me
 And you can believe what you want to believe
 But the truth is you're all too blind to see
 You're so perfect, honest, trustin' and nice yeah right
 Well the best thing that ever happened to me was
 When you walked out of my life
 Knife in the back, thanks for the memories
 With friends like these, who needs enemies
 Knife in the back, thanks for the memories
 With friends like these, who needs enemies yeah
 And you called yourself a friend!