Haagen Dazs Scrilla

Yeah, ain't no stopping Godzilla
 Me and EOM we getting Haagen Dazs Scrilla
 Getting paid for the cold bars we disperse
 Any charges that we incur are reimbursed
 I'm a need a receipt for the weed and the Tecates
 Money front and center that's the chi of the cheapskates
 Not what I need for the glitter and jewels
 It's for the pizza delivering fools
 Like I told you deliver pizza
 Nah Wax did that
 So hopefully I can pass some back to ya'll
 Thirty percent for the God given job skill
 Additional ten if the hot wings are hot still
 Yeah, I ain't trippin'
 Fuck you and your fat mom if you ain't tippin'
 I'm way freaking better than your man at rap
 You girls way freaking wetter than a damn wet nap
 We're not chilling 'til we getting top billing
 Been spitting nicely since Ice T was cop killing
 Haagen Dazs Scrilla, turn a penny to a quadrillion
 God willing, we're gonna support all our children's children
 Intense Imagination in the building filming
 Changing history like if the Indians would've just killed them pilgrims
 Get your own land, we were unaware you could own land
 Man, the ego is inflated by the size of the wallet
 Rich people always say, it ain't tricking if you got it
 But when it's all gone, they be looking back at it
 Like damn, it was tricking when I had it
 Drinking is a habit got me thinking I'm an addict
 But the drinking and the thinking got me spitting cinematic spectacular rap
 You get slapped with a spatula back
 Then I go back to cooking my eggs
 My homegirl Jen just became an amputee
 I feel fortunate, when I look at my legs
 I say what's the deal pickle don't be fickle, all's kosher
 If ya'll want beef, better get with ya'lls grocer
 Cause I ain't got time to argue
 Any spare minutes are used to climb up Mount Barstool
 So don't God damn bother me
 When I ain't working I'm relaxing quite God damn properly
 When I finally get a mil' I'm a chill
 On my newly bought Amazon riverfront property
 Tell my girl I'm gonna hold all my calls
 So we can hang together like my scrotum and balls
 I don't know what we're gonna do, but I know it involves
 A lot of different positions, and piranha fishing expiditions
 And a lot of freaking extra distance
 Between my eardrums and the cacophony of stress and bitchin'
 This rap shit is paying for us
 And we be making it rain in the rainforest