You'd Be Paranoid Too (If Everyone Was Out To Get You)

You'd be paranoid too
 If everyone you knew
 Was out to get you
 You'd be paranoid too
 If everyone you knew
 Was out to get you
 People treat me like I'm an asshole
 But I don't text when I drive, though
 I can't say that they're all wrong, no
 'Cause I still use straws on the down-low (I'm sorry)
 I learned to live with these eyes in my closet
 Hands in my pockets
 Alone, but surrounded
 I'm breathing, I'm drowning
 I haven't slept in days, but who's counting? (Yeah)
 You'd be paranoid too
 If everyone you knew
 Was out to get you
 You'd be paranoid too
 If everyone you knew
 Was out to get you
 Might just rent a hotel room
 Light a couple candles
 Find out that I'm cancelled (shit)
 But I bought a bunch of candy
 As much as they would give me at the CVS
 My plan B
 I might just lose my shit off of the balcony, room 103
 Yeah, that's my purgatory
 Until I end it all (shit)
 Whoops, I got a little dark
 Yeah, things get a little hard
 When you've got eyes in my closet
 Hands in my pockets
 You'd be paranoid too
 If everyone you knew
 Was out to get you
 You'd be paranoid too
 If everyone you knew
 Was out to get you
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 Have Britney moment, had to cut it off
 I got what I wanted
 Or at least I thought
 Yeah, I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so?
 I might turn around and say some stupid shit, no
 Had to have my Britney moment, and I cut it off (cut it off)
 You'd be paranoid too
 If everyone you knew
 Was out to get you
 You'd be paranoid too
 If everyone you knew
 Was out to get you
 (If everyone was out to get you)
 I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so?
 I might turn around and say some stupid shit (no)
 I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so?
 I might turn around and say some stupid shit (no)