Waitin' For Fred

I've been waiting for Fred
 Lord, I hope that he's not dead
 I've been waiting so long
 I wonder where Fred has gone
 He always makes me wait
 Always seems he's running late
 I should be home in bed
 But here I am waiting for Fred
 I'm just waiting for Fred
 He's got no sense of time
 But he's a friend of mine
 Stuck through thick and thin
 So I wait for him
 When I've been waiting for Fred
 I always start seeing red
 I've got so much to do
 Man, that boy can be so rude
 My life is wasting away
 Feels like I've been here for days
 I hope that he's not dead
 Here I am waiting for Fred
 I've been waiting for Fred
 Still waiting for Fred
 Come on.