Houston

You buy her everything
 A bracelet diamond ring
 A tennis date with brad and kelly
 But she fudged on the card, down cowboy boulevard
 The rodeo's in town and selling
 Your money's in the trade
 A fortune to be made
 A dream that you will soon wake up from
 Houston feels so low
 Her calves against the bar
 Housekeeper took the car
 And pool house rules can't keep your cloths on
 The ranch house rattlesnakes will pray you soul to take
 Black cadillac with white-walled wheels on
 The saddle sores are real, more cactus fruit to peel
 As san antone feels yellow rosy
 Houston feels so low
 The bulk of his estate
 Is sifted through probate
 Iced relatives talk over bourbon
 The benefactor falls
 A hidden mistress calls
 As grandmother adjusts her turban
 Last will and testament
 To leave in the event
 I hit the lights on grand old opry
 Houston feels so low