This Ain't My First Rodeo

You say your mama called and you must go
 She's down in the bed and needs you so
 And you don't know if you'll be coming home tonight or not
 Honey, ain't your mama sick a lot?
 Lately, your head hurts every night
 Could it be you wear your clothes too tight?
 Since you don't seem to hear a single thing I say or do
 Then I know there's nothing I can do for you
 This ain't my first rodeo
 This ain't the first time this ol' cowboy's been thrown
 This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show
 This ain't my first rodeo
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 You're telling me you lost your wedding band
 Somehow, you say, it slipped right off your hand
 And when I asked about those boxes stacked there by the door
 You say, it's just some old things you don't wear no more
 I didn't make it all the way through school
 But my mama didn't raise any fools
 I may not be the Einstein of our time
 But honey, I'm not dumb and I'm not blind
 This ain't my first rodeo
 This ain't the first time this ol' cowboy's been thrown
 This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show, honey
 This ain't my first rodeo
 This ain't my first rodeo
 This ain't the first time this ol' cowboy's been thrown
 This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show, honey
 This ain't my first rodeo