Zero To Hero

Bless my soul
 Herc was on a roll
 Person of the week in evry Greek opinion poll
 What a pro
 Herc could stop a show
 Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO
 He was a no one
 A zero, zero
 Now he's a honcho
 He's a hero
 Here was a kid with his act down pat
 From zero to hero in no time flat
 Zero to hero just like that
 When he smiled
 The girls went wild with
 Oohs and aahs
 And they slapped his face
 On ev'ry vase
 (On ev'ry "vase")
 From appearance fees and royalties
 Our Herc had cash to burn
 Now nouveau riche and famous
 He could tell you
 What the Greecizns earn.
 Say amen
 There he goes again
 Sweet and undefeated
 And an awesome 10 for 10
 Folks lined up
 Just to watch him flex
 And this perfect package
 Packed a pair of pretty pecs
 Hercie, he comes
 He sees, he conquers
 Honey, the crowds were
 Going bonkers
 He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
 From zero to hero a major hunk
 Zero to hero and who'da thunk
 Who put the glad in gladiator?
 Hercules!
 Whose daring deeds are great theater?
 Hercules
 Is he bold?
 No one braver
 Is he sweet
 Our favorite flavor
 Hercules, Hercules,
 Hercules, Hercules
 Hercules, Hercules
 Bless my soul
 Herc was on a roll
 Undefeated
 Riding high
 And the nicest guy
 Not conceited
 He was a nothin'
 A zero, zero
 Now he's a honcho
 He's a hero
 He hit the heights at breakneck speed
 From zero to hero
 Herc is a hero
 Now he's a hero
 Yes indeed!