You Can Call Me Al - Recorded at Spotify Studios NYC

A man walks down the street, says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now?
 Why am I soft in the middle now?
 Oh, my life is so hard
 I want a photo-opportunity
 I want a shot at redemption
 Don't want to end up a cartoon
 Cartoon graveyard
 Bonedigger, Bonedigger
 Dogs in the moonlight
 Far away from my well-lit door
 Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly get these mutts away from me
 You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
 If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long-lost pal
 I can call you Betty
 Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
 Man walks down the street, says, "Why am I short of attention?"
 Short little span of attention and
 All my nights are so long
 Where's my wife and family?
 What if I die here?
 Who'll be my role model
 Now that my role model is gone, gone?
 He ducked back down the alley with some
 Roly-poly little bat-faced girl
 All along, along
 There were incidents and accidents
 There were hints and allegations
 If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal
 I can call you Betty
 Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
 Na, na, na, na, na-na, na-na, na-na
 Na, na, naa, na, na, na, na
 Na, na, naa, na-na, na-na, na-na, na
 Na, na, naa, na-na, na-na, na-na, na
 Oh, oh (ooh)
 Oh-oh
 Oh, oh (ooh)
 Oh-oh
 If you'll be my bodyguard
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 I can call you Betty
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 If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal
 I can call you Betty
 Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
 If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal
 I can call you Betty
 Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al