Oxford Comma

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
 I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel
 So if there's any other way to spell the word
 It's fine with me, with me
 Why would you speak to me that way?
 Especially when I always said that I
 Haven't got the words for you
 All your diction dripping with disdain
 Through the pain, I always tell the truth
 
 Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
 I climbed to Dharamsala too, I did
 I met the highest Lama
 His accent sounded fine to me, to me
 Take your handbook, it's no trick
 Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
 Crack a smile, adjust my tie
 Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys
 Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have?
 Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
 Why would you lie 'bout anything at all?
 First the window, then it's to the wall
 Lil Jon, he always tells the truth
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 Check your passport, it's no trick
 Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
 Crack a smile, adjust my tie
 Know your butler, unlike other guys
 Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have?
 Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
 Why would you lie 'bout anything at all?
 First the window, then it's to the wall
 Why would you tape my conversations?
 Show your paintings at the United Nations
 Lil Jon, he always tells the truth