Honey Pie

She was a working girl
 North of England way
 Now she's hit the big time
 In the U.S.A.
 And if she could only hear me
 This is what I'd say.
 Honey pie, you are making me crazy
 I'm in love but I'm lazy
 So won't you please come home.
 Oh honey pie, my position is tragic
 Come and show me the magic
 Of your Hollywood song.
 You became a legend of the silver screen
 And now the thought of meeting you
 Makes me weak in the knee.
 Oh honey pie, you are driving me frantic
 Sail across the Atlantic
 To be where you belong.
 Will the wind that blew her boat
 Across the sea
 Kindly send her sailing back to me.
 Honey pie, you are making me crazy
 I'm in love but I'm lazy
 So won't you please come home.