Just Because, Mrs. Claus

A quorum was collected when certain problems were detected
 Committees for reform, everyone must fit the norm
 And no child will be neglected. Each and every one inspected
 Even Santa is expected to conform
 Just because, Mrs. Claus, just because we really care
 You've got to start the diet or the man won't fit his suit
 It's because Mr. Claus will not stop eating that we beg you
 If he won't take care of himself, it's clearly up to you
 Sure he's a jolly fellow,
 brings joy to boys and girls around the world
 But he's a roly-poly role model and his body mass index must be absurd
 It was decided by decree to measure children in the schools
 It only stands to reason, Santa must obey these rules
 Just because, Mrs. Claus, just because we really care
 You've got to stop your baking or the deer can't pull his weight
 It's because Mr. Claus will not stop eating that we beg you
 If he won't take care of himself, you've got to set him straight
 Be judicious with the fast food.
 Please curtail the use of oil and butter
 If he simply must munch a bit try
 vegetables not bread and peanut butter
 Hide the potato chips, no in-between meal snacking
 When he was walking rooftops last year, ceilings started cracking
 I know its cold at the Pole but Santa needs to get some exercise
 He now requires assistance of an elf when his boots become untied
 By following our guidelines and generally behaving
 He'll shed a few lbs. and we'll try and talk him into shaving
 Just because, Mrs. Claus
 Just because, Mrs. Claus
 Just because, Mrs. Claus