It Did It All By Itself

There's water in the living room soaking in the carpet
 I noticed when I noticed that my socks were wet
 I followed that puddle, didn't know what to think
 It was running like a river from the bathroom sink
 How could this happen? Oh, what a mess
 Who's responsible? I can't guess
 Toilet paper jumped from the bathroom shelf
 Nobody did. It did it all by itself
 There's a nasty pile of un-named gooey-glob
 Stuck like a tick to the driver's seat
 Sticky and smelly, green growing on top
 Was it cake? Was it candy? It's a mystery
 How could this happen? Oh, what a mess
 Who's responsible? I can't guess
 Enough to scare the Department of Health
 Nobody did. It did it all by itself
 It did it all by itself, all by itself
 Nobody caused it, nobody helped
 We were somewhere else doing something else
 With someone you don't know. It did it all by itself
 There's a horrible smell and it's coming from the garbage
 Something's crawling in the bottom of the can
 It got knocked over and it's all on the sidewalk
 Gotta pick it up for the garbage man
 How could this happen? Oh what a mess
 Who's responsible? I can't guess
 Everybody's innocent, I can tell
 Nobody did. It did it all by itself
 It did it all by itself, all by itself
 Nobody caused it, nobody helped
 We were somewhere else doing something else
 With someone you don't know. It did it all by itself
 It did it all by itself, all by itself
 Nobody caused it, nobody helped
 We were somewhere else doing something else
 With someone you don't know. It did it all by itself
 We were somewhere else doing something else
 With someone you don't know. It did it all by itself