I've Got A Friend (and He Won't Be Quiet)

I've got a friend and he won't be quiet
 Talk, talk, talk, talk, he won't be quiet
 Even with his mouth full he won't be quiet
 Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, what did he say?
 Nobody's listening, nobody hears
 We wanna stuff cotton balls in our ears
 He keeps talking; we wanna run away
 Maybe he'll run out of things to say
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 I've got a friend and he won't be quiet
 Talks about soccer, talks about hockey
 Talks about the weather, you can't stop him
 All day, every day, you can't stop him
 Nobody's listening, nobody hears
 We wanna stuff baseballs in our ears
 He keeps talking; we wanna run away
 Maybe he'll run out of things to say
 You might ask me why he's my friend
 It's hard to explain but he's my friend
 Even though he's a loudmouth know-it-all
 He picks me up whenever I fall
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 I've got a friend and he won't be quiet
 Take him to the movies and he won't be quiet
 Talks in the library; talks in his sleep
 If nobody's there then he talks to his feet
 Nobody's listening, nobody hears
 We wanna stuff basketballs in our ears
 He keeps talking, we wanna run away
 Maybe he'll run out of things to say
 You might ask me why he's my friend
 It's hard to explain but he's my friend
 He's the worst best friend I ever had
 But he makes me laugh when I feel sad
 I've got a friend and he won't be quiet
 Talk, talk, talk, talk, he won't be quiet
 Even with his mouth full he won't be quiet
 Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble
 Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble