Oh, there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 wheels on a big rig
Okay, everybody now!
Oh, there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 wheels on a big rig
And they're rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
Mighty fine, good buddy! Let's back the big rig on up now!
Oh, there's 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9,
8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 wheels on a big rig
Okay! Now let's count just the even-numbered wheels
Oh there's 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18 wheels on a big rig
And they're rollin', rollin', rollin' rollin', rollin', rollin'
Okay. Let's go to the other side of the truck now
And count just the odd-numbered wheels
Oh there's 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11,
13, 15, 17 wheels on a big rig
Sounds like ya might have a flat, I don't know
Okay, since you're so smart,
Why don't you try doing it in Roman numerals?
Okay, I will
Oh, there's I II III IV V VI VII VIII
IX X XI XII XIII XIV XV XVI XVII XVIII
Wheels on a big rig and they're rollin',
Rollin', rollin' rollin', rollin', rollin'
Top that, will ya?
I will now attempt to divide the wheels of a big rig by pi
11 million wheels on a big rig and they're rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'