$100,000.00

Hello Operator, get me Ottawa on the line
 They've got lots of money there
 Make the call collect this time
 Well let's find me a millionaire
 Who'll send me 'bout a hundred grand
 Well, I'm a little short of cash
 I could sure use a helping hand
 Send it to me right away
 You could make it C.O.D.
 Well, I don't mind as long as all the cash involved is comin' to me
 If you wanna send me more, I could always use a bigger pile
 But $100, 000 should hold me for a little while
 A hundred thousand dollars
 A hundred thousand dollars
 A hundred thousand dollars
 Should hold me for a little while
 Well, I don't wanna be greedy but we're livin' in a very hard time
 And if I don't get some money I'll be forced to lead a life of crime
 I haven't worked it out exactly but I think a hundred grand will do
 It outta do the job, give or take a buck or two
 A hundred thousand dollars
 A hundred thousand dollars
 A hundred thousand dollars
 Give or take a buck or two
 A buck or two
 A hundred thousand dollars
 A hundred thousand dollars
 A hundred thousand dollars
 Should hold me for a little while
 Hello Operator, get me Ottawa on the line
 They've got lots of money there
 Make the call collect this time
 Well, let's find me a millionaire
 Who'll send me 'bout a hundred grand
 Well, I'm a little short of cash
 I could sure use a helping hand
 A hundred thousand dollars ...
 Two hundred thousand dollars
 Five hundred thousand dollars
 Should hold me for a little while