Country Club

I took a double take out on the interstate
 When I saw her makin' eyes at me
 So I followed her down to Clubhouse Drive
 Past the pool on the eighteenth green
 And in the parkin' lot I said, "It's mighty hot
 Maybe I could buy you a beer"
 She said, "I'm glad you asked but I'll have to pass
 'Cause only members are allowed in here"
 And I said
 I'm a member of a country club
 Country music is what I love
 I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
 I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup
 Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool
 I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
 At any honky-tonk roadside pub
 I'm a member of a country club
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 You look so invitin', thought it might be excitin'
 For a woman with a limousine
 To go bouncin' around in a beat up truck
 With a man in wore out jeans
 Yeah, it's five o'clock before Friday night
 Here's where the fun begins
 So don't worry 'bout your reputation
 'Cause you can tell all your friends
 I'm a member of a country club
 Country music is what I love
 I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
 I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup
 Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool
 I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
 At any honky-tonk roadside pub
 Well, I'm a member of a country club
 Yeah, I'm a member of a country club
 Country music is what I love
 I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
 I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup
 Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool
 I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
 At any honky-tonk roadside pub
 Well, I'm a member of a country club
 At any honky-tonk roadside pub
 Well, I'm a member of a country club