Meet Virginia - Live at the Workplay Theatre, Birmingham, AL - June 2004

She doesn't own a dress
 Her hair is always a mess
 You catch her stealin' she won't confess
 She's beautiful
 Smokes a pack a day, but wait, that's me, but anyway
 She doesn't care a thing, about that hair
 She thinks I'm beautiful
 Meet Virginia
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 She never compromises, loves babies and surprises
 Wears high heels when she exercises
 Ain't that beautiful
 Meet Virginia
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 Well she wants to be the queen
 Then she thinks about her scene
 Pulls her hair back as she screams
 "I don't really wanna be queen"
 Her daddy wrestles alligators
 Mama works on carburetors
 Her brother is a fine mediator
 For the president
 And here she is again on the phone
 Just like me hates to be alone
 We just like to sit at home
 And rip on the president
 Meet Virginia
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 Well she wants to live her life
 Then she thinks about her life
 Pulls her hair back, as she screams
 "I don't really wanna live this life", no, no, no
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 She only drinks coffee at midnight
 But the moment is not right
 And the time is quite, unusual
 You see her confidence is tragic
 But her intuition magic
 And the shape of her body, unusual
 Meet Virgina, I can't wait to
 Meet Virginia, yeah, yeah, hey, hey
 Well, she wants to be the queen
 Then she thinks about her scene
 Well, she wants to live her life
 Then she thinks about her life
 Pulls her hair back as she screams
 I don't really wanna be the queen, ah, ah
 I don't really wanna be the queen, ah, ah
 I don't really wanna be the queen, ah, ah
 I don't really wanna live here