Meet Virginia

She doesn't own a dress
 Her hair is always a mess
 You catch her stealin', she won't confess
 She's beautiful
 Smokes a pack a day
 And, wait, that's me, but anyway
 She doesn't care a thing about that, hey
 She thinks I'm beautiful
 Well, meet Virginia
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 She never compromises
 Loves babies and surprises
 Wears high heels when she exercises
 Ain't that beautiful?
 Meet Virginia
 
 Well, she wants to be the queen
 And she thinks about her scene
 Pulls her hair back as she screams
 "I don't really wanna be the queen"
 Her daddy wrestles alligators
 Mama works on carburetors
 Her brother is a fine mediator
 For the president
 Well, here she is again on the phone
 Just like me, hates to be alone
 We just like to sit at home
 And rip on the president
 Meet Virginia, alright
 Well, she wants to live her life
 And she thinks about her life
 Pulls her hair back, as she screams
 "I don't really wanna live this life"
 
 No more, no more
 No more, no more
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 She only drinks coffee at midnight
 When the moment is not right
 And the timing is quite
 Unusual
 You see, her confidence is tragic
 But her intuition, magic
 And the shape of her body?
 Unusual
 Well, meet Virginia, I can't wait to
 Meet Virginia, yeah, yeah, hey, hey, hey
 Well, she wants to be the queen
 And she thinks about her scene (she thinks)
 Well, she wants to live her life (she wants)
 And she thinks about her life (she thinks)
 Pulls her hair back as she screams (as she screams)
 I don't really wanna be the queen, I
 I don't really wanna be the queen, I
 I don't really wanna be the queen, I
 I don't really wanna live like this