All American Girl - Live at the Workplay Theatre, Birmingham, AL - June 2004

To be that good, it must be taxin'
 There's no such thing as satisfaction
 You're makin' things happen while I'm relaxin'
 Like a Sunday afternoon
 My dad used to tell me I was lazy
 I got dance moves like Patrick Swayze
 I'm the leftover Turkey for the world's mayonnaise
 In the star next to the moon
 Now, I know I'm just here to amuse you
 And I don't mean to abuse you
 But if I could just use you one time
 Tell me what it's like
 To be the queen of it all
 The Neiman Marcus of them all?
 And tell me what it's like to be the one and only
 All American girl?
 Now, I never had a supernatural feelin'
 Not to mention a sexual healin'
 But every now and then I get to the kneelin'
 To thank Him for it all
 But you probably got some inside connection
 So many numbers that you gotta Rolodex them
 So much muscle that you never gotta flex them
 To catch you when you fall
 Now, I know I'm just here to amuse you
 And I don't mean to confuse you
 But if I could just use you one more time
 Tell me what it's like to be the house on the hill
 The number one diet pill?
 And tell me what it's like to be the one and only
 All American girl?
 
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 Don't my kisses please you, baby?
 Don't I treat you right?
 Don't I love you good enough, baby?
 All night, well now I bet you want
 And I bet you don't, and I bet you never will
 But that's not right with me baby
 So better stay, you better with me now
 I bet you want, I bet you don't
 And I bet you never will
 'Cause I'm still gonna hold you
 Still gonna jog your mind now
 Well, I bet you won't say you get crazy
 Or that you don't shave your legs, when you're lazy
 Or that you're just like everybody else in the world
 You just got lucky, that's all
 Now, I know you're not here to amuse me
 But you sure know how to confuse me
 So if I could just ask you once again
 To tell me what it's like to be a star on the rise
 A breakfast cereal prize?
 And tell me what it's like to be the one and only
 All American girl?
 The all American girl
 The all amazing, crazy girl