Oh, The Divorces!

Who's next?
 Who's next?
 Always the ones the ones that you least expect
 They seem so strong
 It turned out she wanted more all along
 And each time I hear who's to part
 I examine my heart
 See how it stands
 Wonder if it's still in safe hands
 Who's fled?
 Who's fled?
 Who's been caught out in somebody's bed?
 I should have guessed
 That day that his phone wouldn't take your text
 He was a chamer
 I wish him bad karma
 Oh, I know we shouldn't take sides
 But that one was his fault
 This one is her fault
 No one gets off without paying the ride
 And oh, the divorces!
 And oh, oh, oh
 The honeymoon, the wedding ring
 Oh, oh oh
 The afternoon handovers by the swings
 Oh yes, oh yes
 Your song seemed to look through a different lens
 You're still so young
 Loving's just as easy as it's begun
 Now there's kids to tend
 The legal biz
 And custody
 And oh, the divorces!
 And this one is different
 And each one of course is
 And always the same
 Oh, the divorces!
 Who's next?
 Who's next?