To the Fair Motormaids of Japan

Oh, hah, oh, hah
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 And the girls say, oh, hah
 And they still say, oh, hah
 So I took a trip to the center of him in a California tracksuit
 But you fell too hard for a little Deuce Coupe, but she ran off with a Nazi
 And let's not forget that sea foam suit she put you in to see the greyhounds
 Sure they run real faster than you ever could, or will
 Say goodbye to the fair motormaids of Japan
 Yume no yoida wa, you said "We're dead, not sleeping"
 The things that I would go through to turn you back around
 The laces I would trip on, bring on the circus crowds
 The last banana hair-do got a laugh from the samurais
 The things that I'd turn into to turn you back to me again
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 Oh, hah
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 Summer comes and summer goes
 
 Shells and shells and a bad girl's balm
 So say goodbye to the fair motormaids of Japan
 Yume no yoida wa, you said "We're dead, not sleeping"
 The things that I would go through to turn you back around
 The planes that I have died on, trade you for another cloud
 The mountain biking posse that brought back another man
 The things that I'd turn into
 Watch me turn, the things that I'd turn into
 Watch me turn, watch me turn, watch me turn
 The things that I'd turn into