Jackie's Strength - Live In Dallas 11/24/07

A Jackie, a-Jackie, a-Jackie's strength
 A Jackie, a-Jackie, a-Jackie, hey
 A Bouvier till her wedding day
 Shots rang out the police came
 Mama laid me on the front lawn
 And prayed for Jackie's strength
 Feeling old by twenty one
 Never thought my day would come
 My bridesmaid's getting laid
 I pray for Jackie's strength
 Make me laugh, say you know what you want
 You said we were the real thing
 So I show you some more and I learn
 What black magic can do
 Make me laugh, say you know you can turn
 Me into the real thing
 So I show you some more and I learn
 Stickers licked on lunch boxes
 Worshipping David Cassidy
 Yeah I mooned him once on Donna's box
 She's still in recovery
 Sleepovers, Beene's got some pot
 You're only popular with anorexia
 So I turn myself inside out
 In hope someone will see, will see
 Make me laugh, say you know what you want
 You said we were the real thing
 So I show you some more and I learn
 What black magic can do
 Make me laugh, say you know you can turn
 Me into the real thing
 So I show you some more and I learn
 Jackie's strength
 I got lost on my wedding day
 Typical, the police came, oh
 But virgins always get backstage
 No matter what they've got so say
 If you love enough you'll lie a lot
 Guess they did in Camelot
 Mama's waiting on my front lawn
 I pray, I pray
 I said I pray for Jackie's strength, strength
 Make me laugh, say you know what you want
 You said we were the real thing
 So I show you some more and I learn
 A Jackie, a-Jackie, a-Jackie's strength
 A Jackie, a-Jackie, a-Jackie, hey