improv/"spank that ass" - Live In Syracuse 10/13/07

(Hello there!
 So. It's homecoming here, huh? Funny that. So um, I don't want you to feel that you're missing out on anything, now that you're not at the homecoming dance. But! You are with a former homecoming queen. Now, did you guys know that on this homecoming date, there's so many odd things happening? Do you know that? Backstage? These guys - Do you know what's happening - backstage?
 I need a groove, I need a groove... Gimme somethin'!)
 There was a man... (C sharp)
 There was a man
 There was a man backstage
 I said, a man doing his thing...
 There was a man... ya know?
 There was a man doing his thing...
 There was a man ah-talking, uh talking on the phone
 There was a man - Can you believe he was - in the woman's room?
 And I said, boy I've got to
 SPANK your ass
 Come here, this is MY room
 Spank that ass
 Who do you work for? You on my crew?
 Spankin' your ass
 This is my room, and I almost did
 A-One, a-Two, a-Three, a-Four...
 I don't know what the fuck, shut the door!
 There was a man
 Upstairs: I looked on the sign and I said 'AMY' - that says 'LAY' 'LAY' - not (to) 'lay' - 'DEE' - 'L.A.D.Y.'
 The lady's room - that's a war room, we do our thing
 Lady's sacred room, boy
 That's a war room
 The ladies room, we do our thing
 It is sacred territory, the Lord can't come in
 But there was a man on, on the telephone
 I said boy, I've got to - Come here!
 I've got to spank your ass
 Put your clothes on
 Spank your ass
 Naughty boy, you're on the throne room
 Spankin' that Ass
 Do you work on my crew, honey?
 'Cause if you do you're...!