Happy Phantom - Live In Chicago 11/6/07

And if I die today I'll be the happy phantom
 And I'll go chasing the nuns out in the yard
 And I'll run naked through the streets without my mask on
 And I will never need umbrellas in the rain
 I'll wake up in strawberry fields every day
 And the atrocities of school I can forgive
 The happy phantom has no right to bitch
 The time is getting closer
 The time to be a ghost
 Every day we're getting closer
 The sun is getting dim
 Will we pay for who we've been?
 So if I die today I'll be the happy phantom
 And I'll go wearing my naughties like a jewel
 They'll be my ticket to the universal opera
 There's ((Judy Garland)) taking Buddha by the hand
 And then these seven little men get up to dance
 They say Confucius does his crossword with a pen
 I'm still the angel to a girl who hates to sin
 The time is getting closer
 The time to be a ghost
 Every day we're getting closer
 The sun is getting dim
 Will I pay for who I've been?
 Or will I see you, dear, and wish I could come back?
 You found a girl that you could truly love again
 Will you still call for me when she falls asleep
 Or do we soon forget the things we cannot see?
 The time is getting closer
 The time to be a ghost
 Every day we're getting closer
 The sun is getting dim
 Will I pay for who I been?
 And if I die today
 And if I die today
 And if I die today
 Chasing nuns out in the yard