Half Life

There is no space
 For what you need to know
 On the forms that I must fill out
 I'm happiest alone
 I'm miserable that way
 All this stuff just wants to spill out
 I take pleasure
 In the simple things
 I love my headphones
 And my wedding ring
 Are you talking to me now or reading from a script?
 What's that supposed to mean you say you wanna be yourself?
 I don't think you really know just who the hell that is.
 You spend half your life pretending you're like everybody else
 I tell the same joke
 Many different ways
 But you never seem to get it
 You're jerking off
 To catalogs
 Don't you feel a bit pathetic?
 I take pleasure
 In the simple things
 I love my headphones
 And my wedding ring
 You spend half your life remembering your life when you were young
 Half your life dreaming how much better life can get
 Well every time you make a choice, hey half your life is gone
 All you've got's a few good dreams
 Divided into many small regrets.
 I never take any pictures
 Just try to remember
 All I remember is trying
 Here's a story I like
 I think it happened to me
 I don't even know
 If I'm lying
 If I'm lying
 If I'm lying
 Are you talking to me now or reading from a script?
 What's that supposed to mean you say you wanna be yourself?
 Well I don't think you really know just who the hell that is
 No I don't think you have a clue just who the hell that is
 So what's your half life?
 So what's your half life?
 So what's your half life?
 So what's your half life?
 You spend half your life pretending you're like everybody else.