Drunk and in Love

She was visiting a cousin or someone
 I'm with the only friend that I could find
 She's just as close as that pay phone
 I'll call collect, she won't mind
 I'll make fun of her ex-boyfriend
 I'll ask her what she wants to name our kids
 She'll tell me she can't live without me
 I'll call her Nancy until she calls me Sid
 Nothing really matters
 Everything reminds me of
 The fact that nothing matters
 When you're drunk and in love
 Drunk and in love
 Spent my last dollar on this silk purse in Chinatown
 It's got this picture of a pumpkin
 I don't even know if she'll like it, it doesn't matter
 I just want to give her something
 All the dead doves in the windows
 Are croaking out my happy song
 All the junkies wiping windshields
 They can't help but sing along
 Nothing really matters
 Everything reminds me of
 The fact that nothing matters
 When you're drunk and in love
 Drunk and in love
 She's asleep in some other timezone
 I'm with a friend who wonders where I've been
 I want to tell her why she's so amazing
 She's not here so I'll just tell him
 I'll tell her how much I really miss her
 I'll ask her if she's wearing any clothes
 I'll ask her what she'd do if I died tomorrow
 I'll make her tell me something no one knows
 I'll tell her all about the silk purse
 That was going to be a surprise
 Tell her what I want for Christmas
 I'll sing a song about her eyes
 Nothing really matters
 Everything reminds me of
 The fact that nothing matters
 When you're drunk and in love
 Drunk and in love