Drum Machine

I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire
 I own a mansion, and a yacht
 And a car, and a plane, and a gun
 And a drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 I own a drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 There's a band in the studio right next to us
 We think that their brains are filled with pus
 We wish that they'd go home on a bus
 And take their drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 They have a drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 I am Mr. Eddie's father
 My partner is uncle Norman
 Eddie plays with Mrs. Livingston and his drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 I bought him a drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 I am an anti-christa
 I am an anarchista
 I know what I want and I'm gonna get
 A drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 I want a drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 There's a band in the studio right next to us
 We wish that they'd get hit by a bus
 And leave their drum machine to us
 We want their drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 We need a drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 We really need a drum machine
 We could write lots of songs that are really keen
 And get on MTV and be seen
 If we had a drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 We need a drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 The perfect Christmas gift to a band from it's fans
 Is a drum machine
 We don't know how to use one
 But we could learn
 If it came with instructions that would be real good
 We could write lots of good songs
 With a drum machine, drum machine, drum machine
 We need a drum machine