Girl Talk

They like to chat about the dresses they will wear tonight
 They chew the fat about their tresses and the neighbor's fight
 Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know
 Become essential things that women find so ap-pro-pos
 But that's a dame, they're all the same it's just a game they call it
 Girl talk, girl talk
 They all meow about the ups and downs of all their friends
 The who, the how, the why, they dish the dirt, it never ends
 The weaker sex, the "speaker" sex we mortal males behold
 But though we joke, we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold
 So baby stay and gab away, but hear me say that after
 Girl talk, talk to me
 So baby stay, and gab away, but hear me say
 That after girl talk, talk to me
 It's all been planned, so take my hand; please understand
 The sweetest girl talk talks of me