Uh Oh, Accident

Fell off my bike and it got bent
 Uh oh, accident
 Oh no! Bike bent; accident!
 Picked up a hammer and I hit my thumb
 Uh oh, accidumb
 Oh no! Poor thumb; accidumb!
 Jumped in the lake with a flying leap
 Uh oh, accideep
 Oh no! Lake, leap; accideep!
 Skin my knee, bump my head
 It's a wonder I live through
 All the stupid things I accidentally accido
 Fell on my lunch and it went squish
 Uh oh, accidish
 Oh no! Lunch, squish; accidish!
 Sat in the yard, got attacked by ants
 Uh oh, accidance
 Oh no! Ants in my pants; accidance!
 Skin my knee, bump my head
 It's a wonder I live through
 All the stupid things I accidentally accido
 Took me a bath and I ate the soap
 Uh oh, accidope
 Oh no! Ate soap; accidope!
 This is the way my day is spent
 Uh oh, accident
 Oh no! Day spent
 I don't want no more accident!