The Size I Wear

Lyrics

She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
 She was round in the places she's supposed to be round
 You can take that waitress or the blonde over there
 But stand back John, that's the size I wear
 Ina neighbourhood bar not too far from here
 Me and old John, we were chucking some beers
 Friday night about a half past ten
 When a block of secretaries came strutting in
 The one in the front was a little too tall
 The one in the back, she was flat as a wall
 But the one in the middle, as cute as could be
 The one in the middle was looking at me
 Yeah she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
 She was round in the places she's supposed to be round
 Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
 But stand back John, that's the size I wear
 I said 'do you wanna dance,' she said 'yes I do'
 We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too
 Now John didn't like it but he was being a friend
 He danced with this one and that one and this one again
 A slow song came on, we were locked down tight
 John said 'hey buddy, you can't hog her all night'
 Well you're a mighty big fella but I don't care
 Stand back John, that's the size I wear
 She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
 Round in the places she's supposed to be round
 Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
 But stand back John, that's the size I wear
 Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
 She was round in the places she's supposed to be round
 Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
 But stand back John, that's the size I wear
 Hey you're a mighty big fella but I don't care
 Stand back John, that's the size I wear
 Stand over there John, I'll be done in just a minute

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Duration
03:01
Key
9
Tempo
122 BPM

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