Red Solo Cup - Johnny Mac Remix

Now, red solo cup is the best receptical
 For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals
 And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
 If you prefer drinkin' from glass
 Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
 And in fourteen years, they are decomposable
 And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
 Freddy Mac can kiss my ass
 Whoo!
 Red solo cup
 I fill you up
 Let's have a party
 Let's have a party
 I love you, red solo cup
 I lift you up
 Proceed to party
 Proceed to party
 Now, I really love how you're easy to stack
 But I really hate how you're easy to crack
 'Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack
 Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky
 But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
 Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written
 On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'
 On them to help me get lucky
 Red solo cup
 I fill you up
 Let's have a party
 Let's have a party
 I love you, red solo cup
 I lift you up
 Proceed to party
 Proceed to party
 Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
 But only you, red, will do for this fellow
 'Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello
 And you are the Fruit to my Loom
 Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic
 You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic
 And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic
 When I look at you and say
 Red solo cup, you're not just a cup
 (No! No! No! God, no!)
 You're my-you're my (friend?) friend
 (Friend, friend, friend, life-long)
 Thank you for being my friend
 Red solo cup
 I fill you up
 Let's have a party
 Let's have a party
 I love you, red solo cup
 I lift you up
 Proceed to party
 Proceed to party