You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
 You really are a heel.
 You're as cuddly as a cactus,
 You're as charming as an eel.
 Mr. Grinch.
 You're a bad banana
 With a greasy black peel.
 You're a monster, Mr Grinch
 Your heart's an empty hole.
 Your brain is full of spiders,
 You've got garlic in your soul
 Mr Grinch
 You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
 You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
 Your heart is full of unwashed socks
 Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch.
 The three words that best describe you,
 Are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
 You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
 With a noxious super nos
 You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
 You drive a crooked horse
 Mr Grinch!
 You're a three-decker sauerkraut
 And toadstool sandwich,
 With arsenic sauce!